Friday, 30 May 2008

Rant ON!


.......A time to reap & a time to sow. Not sure quite which my current chapter would fit under, but it makes for an eloquent introduction, so what the hey! Hey? In the event that you are unaware, let me fill you in on what's up with Aodan. Plus, now comes with imbedded photos, there - internet, huh! Where'd we go before it?? Ask me eye! - opposite. Lest you forgot what it looks like. Not at all scary, right? Or blurry.


When I left London in February one of my objectives was to secure some voluntary work experience for myself whilst away. Now, there's heaps of 'agencies' that can line up such opportunities for you & you pay them hundreds if not thousands for the privilege. I think it's pretty corrupt, the whole nature of volunteering should be that the giving of your time is payment enough, ne? Avoiding this line, I instead ploughed my contacts & yielded much help from several friends (thank you each for your assistance) to find something for me appropriate to do somewhere in South East Asia. As is so often the case though it's the human touch that makes all the difference. As a tourist one day about a month ago, I wandered into a visitor centre that I had heard good things about.

This centre aims to explain to tourists such as myself what their organisation (COPE Laos) does for people who have been affected (i.e. limbs blown off by bombs left over from the American bombing of Laos in the 60's & 70's in the 'Secret War') by unexploded ordnance (UXO to us tecchies in the field). They offer services to those poor citizens who cannot afford hospital health care, whereby they pay travel expenses & lodgings for them to come to one of 5 centres around Laos to have their homemade limbs (often made from tree or even scrap metal from bombs!) replaced by modern prosthetics that are clearly a much more appropriate way forward. That's it in a miniature nutshell - phew!

I could probably write a short book on what I've learnt since that first day in the centre, but now's not the time for my tears, as some of you probably need to go for a toilet-break already. Suffice to say, I was moved by the exhibition & in having a break outside afterwards had a serious talk with myself about whether I should ask see if they needed my help with their aims, it being a relatively new visitor centre & not completely finished. The conversation with Jo, centre manager, clearly went to this conclusion & the very next day I came on a kind of trial (more for me than them!) to help hang some pictures in a temporary exhibition, clearly a field you will all know I have much experience in! Perhaps not actually.

I agreed to a 2/3 week posting (oh, it's in Vientiane, capital of Lao PDR btw) but I felt it would be better for me to do it after I had seen a bit more of the country (see, not so selfless!), so accordingly I took off for the hills after a far too languid relaxing week in Vientiane. First stop: Vang Vieng, which I talked about in a previous post. After there & a fairly gruelling 8 hour bus journey, it was Phonsovan, which has a wild-west, wide open streets, frontier-town kinda feel, bang in the middle of the country.

I can fairly safely say that the ONLY reason to go here is to see one of the main attractions of Laos, the nearby Plain of Jars, which is exactly what it says on the tin/jar. Ahmm, similar to Stonehenge in that nobody quite knows exactly what their origins or purpose are, but suffice to say there are thousands of them scattered across the landscape. The landscape itself is pretty barren, not so much a reflection of the soil or weather patterns, instead more evidence of the destruction wrought by American bombers in the Secret War, where they blasted the whole area, it being a strategically important location with Vietnamese troops using caves to store munitions & what have you. Again, a long story. But, if like me you were an ignoramus when it comes to Laos & especially the Secret War, I would urge you to google it or more & fill yourself in. You might find that you look at America more stringently, the America of today & it's vainglorious incarnations of the past.

On that topic, I am feeling very proud to be Irish at the moment! Yes, can't say you hear me say that aloud too often, but, those of you following the news this week should be aware that there has been a 10 day conference in Dublin convening some 180 nations that have decided that they will agree a treaty that will ban cluster bombs. If those last 3 words mean nothing to you, then sit up! We all know and hopefully agree that war is bad, evil & all the rest. Nonetheless, time has shown that there is no likelihood of that sinking sentiment being enough to stop war occuring.

Within modern warfare, however, there is a disgusting little weapon (cluster bomb) that is quite monumental in causing damage to anything it comes in contact with, up to anything within about 18km sq from where it is dropped. This giant bomb opens up mid air & out of it comes about 800 small orange-sized balls, nicknamed 'bombies' by Lao people. They whirr around mid-air & when they gather enough momentum or when they hit a surface, explode, each one dispelling a few hundred ball bearings in all directions at a huge m/p/h. Bad, right? Bad enough, but as I've learnt in my stint with COPE, this is not something that is all tidied-up when the war ends. Opposite is an artistic interpretation of those bombies hitting land, this was taken on Monday, when the Queen of Malaysia came to visit the centre, it's not nearly always so busy. I could tell you a story about those young boys in crutches behind the installation (who've lost legs & are getting used to their prosthesis) & how they were being instructed on how to courtesy to the Queen before her arrival, but that might make me look a little callous, so I'll stop, oh, have I said too much?....

Many of these 'bombies' don't detonate & remain dormant, hidden and untouched. Laos is still infested with them, 40 years after they were first bombed. Clearly humans come into contact with them at some point. These old weapons are still killing children & disabling adults today & will into the future. The same type of bomb is being used in Afghanistan now & in Iraq in recent times, amongst other warzones. It predominantly affects only innocent civilians; it's just so wrong. I best stop this little tirade before you mark me down as a hippie zealot. Suffice to say, that a ban on these is a huge step forward. That USA, China, Russia & Israel did not attend the conference or submit to the treaty says a lot about their governments & their future intentions. I hope, like some commentators suggest, that this treaty will nonetheless intimidate them to stop using the weapons for fear of international outcry. Time will tell.

So, where was I??? Oh yes, leaving Phonsovan after 3 days to go to my most remote location thus far methinks. Sam Neua, in North Eastern Laos, close enough to Hanoi in Vietnam, where I had been a month earlier. My experiences in Sam Neua were quite brilliant, and therefore deserve their own separate post, coming to a screen near you soon, well next month. That should cover it! Meanwhile, to whet you up, here's a photo I took from the toilet in the bus station of the Sam Neua vista beneath - stunner, eh?


Jumping ahead in a bid to save your eyes, I returned to Vientiane (3rd time on this trip - what funk!) primarily to begin my 3/4 week stint volunteering, 9-5, M-F with COPE Laos (I'll plug the website now: www.copelaos.org & bedivil you later for more elaborate plugs!). I caught up with a few friends that I had made here previously & began to make new ones. Working in the Centre means there's a steady trickle of 'falang' (foreigners) coming in, the vast majority are utterly interesting & indeed interested in the COPE project. So, meeting some cool peeps that way is a bonus of the role. As for what I'm actually doing, little bits of everything. A lot of photo & poster design & printing, some proofing, spotting information gaps in the exhibits & the like.

I had been staying in the 'Ministry of Information & Culture Guesthouse' for a few nights, which while a bit bare & austere, did boast huge rooms & en suites with charming, eager staff. They also did the best damn laundry I've had all trip! However, the nature of my longer-term posting here meant I felt deserved of somewhere with a bit more luxury. Namely, fridge & TV topped the requirements. So, I've upgraded to a sweet little guesthouse a bit out of town for $10 a night, but still along the mighty Mekong river, opposite, that has been my home for the last few days. I will be happy to end my Vientiane days there, he thought sadly. My companions there are the tiny frogs living outside my door & their (hopefully) food source: the mosquitoes, who have really gone for me ankles in a big way on this leg of the journey - maybe I'm not keeping up the requisite amounts of Beer Lao in my system to deter them...

Allinall, life is quite sweet my friends. A funny little break from the travel/tourism regime & a welcome one at that. To feel contented with your work & location is a wonderful feeling. Thoughts of course have turned to perhaps looking at staying here longer. Come on, you knew that would happen, right? However, eagle-eyed amongst you will be checking your computer calendars to see that I am indeed about due back in Blighty any day now, specifically June 5th. At this time, it's appropriate to tell you that I have indeed rescheduled myself to a later return in mid-july. Great news for me but it does also means that I have concreted that these are also the latter days of my trip. Not a nice thought. Buuuuuuuuuut all good things, as they say.... It is important for me to return when there's some semblance of summer going on in Europe, acclimatisation & all that, so them's the breaks.

On that note, I sign off for now, eager to please you again soon - - for feic sake! Mailme ur craic.
@X

PS: you've got to do yourself a justice & checkout this awesome little gem: http://www.send-a-whale.com. A mate of mine in Sydney made it for Greenpeace & it will warm the cockles of your heart.

Monday, 5 May 2008

Vang Vieng

Well, a quick update only 5 days later - am I actually getting into this?
Made my way to Vang Vieng on a 3 hour bus trip with far too many young & loud English backpackers - sorry, but it's true. A taste of what was to come. This joint has a reputation as a party-town & indeed it's the biggest concentration of beckpeckers, fisherman trousers, pancake makers & ridiculous haircuts I've encountered probably on this whole trip. Think Glastonbury maybe!

So, anyway, after a day or so met a cool Finnish guy & we hung out a bit. TBH, I did f***all for the last few days except hang out on hammocks & read my book, as well as eat drink & be merry of course. Today, this changed. We hired a moto & took off for the hills, of which there are few really; what they do have an abundance of thought are giant limestone cliffs marooned across the landscape. Trees hang on every possible ledge making it a rather spectacular sight.

Anyway, enough descriptivism, cut to the actionism. Got on the bike & got lost in the hills. We had only a half tank of gas left when we decided to about-turn. We stopped at one of the many local caves on the way back-still not sure of the name, but one of the names was 'Shell Cave' so that will do. Well, wow wee to use a phrase from childhood! Some of you will remember me in Australia becoming generally 'over' caves. Well, consider that rewound & erased. This was something else. Every kind of terrain was inside this cave. Pebbles, sand, clay, hard, soft, wet, slippy, drippy, sloshy & often muddy. We had been pre-advised there would be swimming - happy days - haven't done that in an age. However, once we were safely inside & our guide ( who had materialised & stepped up to the task without our say-so) piped up that 'swimming one hour'. No, not swimming for an hour, swimming was one hour away. I baulked. I was hungry already & needed a pee, but we persevered.

Before long, the birkenstocks had to come off to wade through some murky water pools. Thereafter was what I can only imagine is like a Lough Derg pilgrimage, walking barefoot through craggy ground, where pebbles become blessed relief as not jagged. Anyway, cutting to the action again, we next arrive at a pool which first of all looks like a dead-end. No, this is where the swimming starts. We brace ourselves for the cold water (oh, it's me & my finnish mate, Matias who are on this jaunt btw) & get to. There's just enough space for our heads to be over water as we doggypaddle through. The other side reveals enough space to hold a small party - the terrain constantly changing.

Fastforward to the good bits, we go through another mile of caverns & corridors, stalagmites & the rest abound, barely lit up by our head-torches. The sound of waterfall becomes audible & after 5 more minutes we finally arrive at an underground river, which we have to wade through the various levels to get to a deep pool where we have a quick dip & take some snaps. Absolutely brilliant & the water was cool but refreshing. Our guide spoke to us and what I took from it was that the river continues upstream for much longer still. Quite something. 2 and a half hours later we emerged to the afternoon's heat subsiding.

I will quit while I'm ahead now & warn you that I'm off to do some tubing & zip-lining & perhaps beer-lao'ing tomorrow - wish me luck

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Circular

Well here I am, once again magnetised to the bright lights of capital cities. This months turn its lucky Vientiane (again), the capital of Laos. For those closest of followers, you should remember that this is where I had my first stint on the trip, where I met Colm & Debbie. That time around we had no more than 3 days & my abiding memory of the small city (pop. 400,000) is that it permanently felt like a Sunday afternoon, granted one of those days was a Sunday!

This time around I got a different feel for the place, although some of the haunts are much the same as before. I’m staying a bit closer to the action, down by the Mekong River, which forms the boundary between Vientiane & Thailand on the yonder side. What[s been different? Well, the food is just non-stop brilliance here, which I don’t remember so fondly last time I was in V. Papaya Salad is a national dish, but don’t be fooled by such innocuous titles, it[s bloody spicy hot-definitely need a refreshing Beer Lao to wash it down. Its not as hot as the Laap, which is either minced chicken, fish or beef, also in a salad presentation which is tongue bursting. Due to the French occupation of Laos (& Indochina) there are quite a few lasting remnants of French cuisine, comprising baguette stalls & bakeries in the main; far too tempting for this sweet-toother.

(Just so you know & sympathise, I’m having to do a lot of corrections on my otherwise near-perfect prose! - as the Y button gives you Zs with this kezoard and vice versa, if zou see what I mean?!)

I had good fortune to meet a lovely Japanese-Lao lady the other night, who while living in Singapore is currently volunteering in one of the local hospitals here in Vientiane - she is a doctor, but also runs fish & tree farms in Luang Prabang. Always nice to meet nice people of course, but even better if they can teach you about the country you are experiencing... so I can now say nearly as many phrases in Lao as I had picked up in Vietnam - not bad for this semi-retired linguist.

Speaking of retirement, I too may be coming out of my premature retirement! As some may already know, I had hoped that part of this trip would see me knuckle down to do some work or volunteering which would see me based in one spot for a few weeks. Well, I have found an opportunity to do some informal volunteering here in Vientiane. It will be with an NGO, who go by the name of COPE Laos (www.copelaos.org for more of a background). I[all write more about that as & when it goes live, which hopefullz will be in 3 weeks. Meanwhile, I want to squeeze in as much "tourism" as I can. After nearly a week here, I get a bus (VIP, not Chicken-bus!) to Vang Vieng in 2 hours (hence slight hurried style of writing). It is a reputation as a rowdy partay town, which I’m not feeling too in sync with right now, so hopefully some of the outdoor activities that it first became famous for, along with apparently beautiful karst cliffs landscape will mean I find adequate repose. Although a sprucing up of my sociality should be welcomed if that were to happen also. …

Kip is the currency here in Laos and contrary to what I remembered (and belying Laos’ reputations as one of the world’s poorest countries) the bang for my buck isn’t as great as I had thought. 1 million kip (what I withdraw regularly!) is about 55 stg, so I’m going to have to be ‘carefuler’ with me cash & ‘spendthriftness’. The average meal comes in around 60,000 kip, so it’s not exactly daylight robbery either. Accommodation is definitely more expensive here – 12 US dollars a night is typical & that was the most I ever paid in all of Vietnam, which I would have expected to be more expensive…

Speaking of Vietnam, I had a pretty yuck adios to Vietnam! I decided to spend my last days in Vinh, not exactly on the tourist trail. I won’t go into it now, as the memory is thankfully getting fainter, but lots of things went awry & that was just the weather!! I was GLAD to be leaving it behind, even if it meant a 12 hour daytrip in a Chicken Bus across the border. The border crossing which my bus took has a reputation as being DODGE-galore, but thankfully I managed it stress-free. Being the only Westerner on my bus of cross-border smugglers meant I delayed them by 20minutes on the Laos side. Entirely not my fault guv’nor! This was the most disorganized border crossing I’d ever seen. There seemed to be a dearth of electricity, and the poor women officials were working to (1 tiny red) candle-light each. There were the usual four or five different transactions to be done with various missing officials, but I got there in the end, with the help of one of the bus-staff. By the time I got to Vientiane 12 hours after leaving Vinh, I was absolutely ready for bed

And that’s what I am now; I’m needing to go pack up my bag & do some final ‘tidying up my affairs’ in Vientiane. So, I sign off speedily, hoping you can go to your weekend with a sense of what my week has been like….

BEST
AODANx

PS-I have fetched a Laos mobile SIM Card, mainlz because I have been inundated with requests from you guys desperate for a chat with me!!! NOT! But seriously, & if you want to give me a call, then why not ask me by gmail for my number e- i dont think texting works so well mind! I am also on Skype as Aodan1.... regularly using that these days